Comedians

Mike Goodwins hilarious take on Facebook is too real. The funnyman makes it abundantly clear that he is not a fan of the popular social media platform. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Mikes hilarious and relatable bit about Facebook. Its nearly impossible to get away from social media today. Seemingly everywhere we turn, social media is right there, with its endless stream of cat, dog and baby pictures. To say that social medias presence in society is ever-growing would be putting it lightly. Social media in and of itself is not a bad thing, but like most everything else in life, its how we decide to use it that makes it something to use with caution or avoid altogether. Scroll through any social media platform, and youre likely to find hate and profanity-filled messages from anyone and everyone, even from high-ranking elected government officials. No one needs to see and be inundated with that kind of stuff day after day. However, as Mike mentions in a clip posted on YouTube, there is another kind of social media user who is nearly as bad as someone making profanity-laced posts: the oversharer. I assure you that no one cares what you had for lunch or what your dog did today. You know, the one thing that is aggravating me now is social media, he said. Facebook is getting on my nerves. I dont know if yall recognize this, but some people get on Facebook, and they tell all their business. Then they get back on Facebook and say, Yall need to stay out of my business. Like, you just posted it 13 minutes ago. What are you talking about? Later in the clip, Mike adds that social media is a big, monumental waste of time and that we would be much better off spending our free time elsewhere, like with our children and helping them with their homework. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This might be the funniest and most honest dentist visit ever. The doctor and his patient dont hold back, saying exactly what comes to their mind. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how this dentist appointment goes. In life, we often do things we do not, for one reason or another, want to do. Thats simply part of being a human, or more specifically, an adult. Everyone has obligations and responsibilities, but both of those seem to multiply considerably when you reach adulthood and even more so when you become a parent. As everyone knows, that long list of obligations and responsibilities includes regular doctor visits. Despite how nice, friendly or personable your doctor and the nurses are, that is never an appointment you look forward to with glee and unbridled joy. Instead, its something that is dreaded. That feeling is amped up considerably when the upcoming appointment is a dental visit. No one absolutely no one enjoys going to the dentist. Who wants to be poked, prodded and given shots in their mouth? Not only that, but then you have to shell out a pretty penny for the entire painful experience. A clip posted on YouTube shows likely how many patients and even a lot of dentists are thinking during those visits. Things start off in a bad, but hilarious way, right from the get-go. The dentist asks a question that gets an incredibly honest answer. The two grow increasingly honest with one another as the visit continues. Taylor, how we doing today? the dentist asks while admiring himself in one of his many dental tools. Terrible, Im at the dentist, the patient answers without giving it a second notice. Again, honest, but probably not the best way to answer that question. But the laughs keep coming as they both say precisely what they are thinking and feeling. After all, honesty is the best policy, right? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes had this unexpected thought during a medical emergency. The popular comedian admitted that this sentiment did enter her mind. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Anjelah momentarily thought during her husbands medical emergency. Pain, while its something that no one enjoys, is familiar to everyone, as we have all frequently experienced it. Unfortunately, pain is part of being human. Whether it be physical or emotional, its best to get used to pain because its not going anywhere. Its around for the long haul. Even though we may do everything we can to avoid and prevent pain, it will catch up with us, one way or another. We cant get away from it forever. Not only that, but hurt and pain will leave bruises and scars in its wake. And if that sounds like an unpleasant and awful scenario, dont worry, because thats only because it is, but it is also very true. However, while some pain and hurt can be extraordinarily excruciating, with the care, love and kindness of the people around us, it can be tolerable. Family and friends make life better, and that certainly includes instances of great pain and hurt. But there are also times when they may not be all that helpful, as Anjelah hilariously notes in a clip posted on YouTube. She says that she had to take her husband to the hospital because he was suffering from kidney stones. Now, that sounds like an awful situation, and it has always been said that that is the worst pain that a man can experience. Given how Anjelah described her husbands reaction, I can certainly believe it. But, for a moment, while her husband was suffering, Anjelah did have a strange, odd thought. Because Ill be honest, you guys, there were a couple of times where I did think to myself, like, You need to man up, she confessed. Hopefully, that thought stayed in her head and wasnt something that she said in that moment. Job 30:17 The flesh is gone from my bones, and they give me no rest; there is no end to my pains.

A comedian explained how some handicap accessible features make dating awkward. The funnyman Josh Blue mentioned that, while on dates, things that should make life easier can have the opposite effect. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why these features dont always work as planned. Dating is not always easy. Its essentially a trial-and-error procedure. The more dates one person goes on, the greater the likelihood of finding Mr. or Mrs. Right. Unfortunately, that means everyone will have their fair share of failed romantic relationships and horrible, downright awful dates. One would think there has to be a more efficient, foolproof way to find the right person. Well, even though many people may think that dating is how humans have and likely will continue to be the process by which we learn about and get to know someone else. It may not be really efficient, but what else are we going to do? Additionally, dating can make for some weird and awkward interactions and conversations. But again, that is all part of the process, the system. If youve not experienced a strange and uncomfortable silence during a conversation, then you probably havent been on many dates. In a clip posted on YouTube, Josh shared another thing that often makes dating awkward, at least for him. Ironically, the thing that makes those social interactions weird is features meant to make his life easier. Ive been seeing more handicapped-accessible stuff going in everywhere, he said. Yeah, thats great. Really well needed. But I got to tell you, as a physically disabled person, I kind of feel obligated to use that stuff. Its that obligation that leads to some strange, absolutely hilarious situations while Josh is on a date. You know how awkward that is when Im on a date, and I have to use the ramp? he asked. He then hilariously mimics using the ramp, then tells his date that this will only take a minute and that hell be up the hill. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Greg Warrens grandmother was better at wrapping gifts than yours. The popular funnyman claims that his grandma was more skilled than others when it came to presenting presents, and he is probably right. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why Greg says this is the case. Can we all admit that receiving presents is pretty great? Yes, I understand that the Bible says its better to give than to receive, and there's definitely a flood of warm, fuzzy feelings whenever we give a present to someone else. Who doesnt love watching someones face light up when they open up a gift you got for them? However, while all of that is true, receiving a present isnt too bad either. It shows that someone thought enough of us to pick up an item specifically for us. They spent their hard-earned money on us. That also makes us feel pretty good, and that is before even unwrapping whatever is under all that paper, tape and bows. Now, when it comes to wrapping presents, there is most certainly an art to it, a skill. Some people have it, and others do not (I most certainly dont). But in addition to neatly and intricately wrapping those gifts, there is also something to be said for what those gifts are wrapped in the actual paper. Its for that reason that Greg says his grandmother was the best at wrapping gifts. She wrapped presents in some unique paper, to say the least. Nano was the greatest gift wrapper in history, he said. She wrapped our gifts in maps. Isnt that cool? Yeah, I wish I would had saved them. My grandma worked for the defense department in mapping. Later in the clip, he confesses that she probably shouldnt have brought these maps home. And it was great because I was, like, Oh, your grandma has wrapping paper with Snoopys and Santa Clauses? Thats cute. My grandma trusted me with strategic bombing locations in mainland China. James 1:17 Every good and every perfect gift is from above, and comes from the Father of lights, with whom is no fickleness, neither shadow of turning.

A comedian explained how and why marriage defies the law of physics. The funnyman, Don McMillan, demonstrates that a marriage relationship does not follow scientific principles. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to hear and see Don illustrate how science doesnt apply to marriage. Marriage is not easy, and anyone who says so is either lying, completely delusional, nave or not married. It requires time, work, patience and perseverance. How could it be otherwise? Its an extremely close relationship between two people with different thoughts, opinions and feelings. Occasional disagreements are bound to happen. However, another reason for the difficulty of marriage may be that it does not follow basic scientific principles. Everyone is well aware of Newtons Laws of Motion an object at rest will remain at rest; an objects acceleration is dependent on its mass and the force applied to it; and for every reaction there is an equal and opposite reaction. Those are all basic universal concepts that apply to everything, except marriage, according to Don. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don hilariously explains how and why this is the case, and by the end of his lesson, youll not only be laughing deliriously but also in complete agreement with him. To help explain how for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, Don mentioned how, in warfare, when cannons were used, many were severely injured because they did not yet understand Newtons third law of motion. If my wife says to me, Have you gained a few pounds? Have you gained a few pounds? My reaction will be probably, he said. But then he wanted to see what would likely happen if the scenario were reversed. If I say to my wife, Have you gained a few pounds? She will shoot me with a cannonball, he said. That is not an equal and opposite reaction. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Dustin Nickerson explained why he needs Midwest nice to be less nice. The funnyman has a hilarious and completely understandable reason for wanting Midwest residents to be a little less welcoming, pleasant and kind. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why Dustin requests that those living in the middle of the country get a tad meaner. Generally, those who live in the Midwest are considered some of the nicest and kindest people in the country. Having lived in that part of the country my entire life, I can say, without a doubt, that it is 100 percent true. Midwest residents will go out of their way to make sure others are comfortable, even at the expense of their own convenience. The last thing a Midwesterner wants to be considered or thought of is rude. Driving in the Midwest is a totally different experience from anywhere else in the country. Midwest nice is on full display whenever youre behind the wheel. The frequency at which people will slow down and let you merge or switch lanes is startling in the Midwest. Even with your blinker on, signaling your intention to merge or switch lanes, drivers on the West and East coasts will completely and forever ignore you. However, as Dustin mentions in a clip posted on YouTube, Midwest nice while driving does have its drawbacks. Because of those downsides, he would like for Midwesterners to get a little, well, less nice. I could use Midwest nice to be 20 percent less nice, he said. And thats because Ive driven here, and society comes to a collapse when we all reach a four-way stop. I just need someone to make a decision. He says that instead of going, the drivers will keep waving at each other, telling each other its their turn to go. As he adds, this mix of Midwest nice and indecisiveness is on full display at Midwest roundabouts as well. Philippians 2:3 Doing nothing through envy or through pride, but with low thoughts of self, let everyone take others to be better than himself;

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes was left baffled by her husbands reaction to a tornado warning. The popular comedian could not understand why or how her better half was not more concerned. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Anjelah tell of her husbands response to a warning of severe weather, and why it left her so unconfused. A lot like life, the weather is also incredibly unpredictable. Yes, nearly every local television station has a team of meteorologists who are paid to forecast the weather. But not even those experts can predict the weather with 100 percent accuracy. Thats why its kind of called a prediction. Its an educated guess based on all the best available information at the time, but its still a guess, nonetheless. Regardless, those who have lived in places where severe weather, such as tornadoes, is a possibility typically dont get worked up about every warning and watch. They are good about taking everything in stride and dont sweat that kind of thing. Apparently, Anjelah was unaware that some people have this kind of attitude and approach toward severe weather. In a clip posted on YouTube, she stated that she was awakened by an alert on her phone about a tornado warning. Now, as a native Californian, she was used to earthquakes but not so much with tornadoes. This left her scrambling and looking for a safe place to post up during the storm. Anjelahs husband had very different thoughts and opinions on the possible severe weather event. Hilariously enough, she could not understand his laissez-faire, care-free approach. Now, my husband is an Army brat, she said. He grew up everywhere. He spent a lot of time in Kansas, and he was like, Oh, we used to get these all the time. Dont even worry about it. Just go back to sleep. Her reaction was hilarious. To sleep? she asked. They just woke me up. I dont think thats what they want. He was like, What county is it in? Oh, yeah, thats like five miles away. Were good. We could watch it from the front. Leviticus 26:4 Then I will give you rain at the right time, and the land will give her increase and the trees of the field will give their fruit.

Dustin Nickerson explained the one thing he really doesnt like when visiting this part of the country. The popular funnyman had the most hilarious and unexpected thing he greatly dislikes about this particular area of the United States. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear and see why Dustin says trips here can be a tad troubling at times. Comedians, much like musicians, spend a lot of time on the road because thats the nature of that job. Those funny men and women go from state to state and from city to city, entertaining audiences with their jokes, witticisms and quips. Seriously, they must rack up an extraordinary number of frequent flier miles. While that might not be the life and career for everyone, its what every stand-up comic does, at least in the beginning. After they establish themselves and become big enough, they can be pickier and choosier about where they travel, when and how frequently. But until they reach that point, if they ever do, a life on the road it is. Since comedians travel so much, they are naturally going to encounter places they like more than others. For one reason or another, they will prefer this or that place over another. In a YouTube clip, Dustin mentioned that visiting the Pacific Northwest can be challenging at times because he bears a striking resemblance to a pretty infamous criminal from the area. As much as I love coming back to the Pacific Northwest, the one thing I dont like about it is this group of people all still remember what the Green River Killer looked like, he said. And thats not great for me. In the video, a photo popped up of the serial killer Dustin mentioned, giving a side-by-side look at the two men. Its kind of frightening how much they look like one another. So, given how much he looks like the convicted serial killer, wouldnt it just be easy for Dustin to shave his mustache and be done with it? Well, he mentions that if he does that, then he has another problem. And people are like, Well, why dont you just shave your mustache? he said. Its like, well, unfortunately, they also know what Macklemore (a rapper) looks like. Proverbs 15:15 All the days of the troubled are evil; but he whose heart is glad has an unending feast.

John Crists church date skit is hilariously awkward. For the couple, things start on an uncomfortable, clumsy note and only get worse from there. Watch the short but hysterical clip to witness the couples painfully awkward date at church. Dating is not always easy. In fact, more often than not, the process of finding a mate can be uncomfortable, intolerable and even downright excruciatingly painful. Basically, its a trial-and-error process, where the more bad dates someone goes on, the better their odds of encountering Mr. or Mrs. Right, or at least thats the conventional thinking would go. While dating, a process of elimination is taking place. A person, when going out on a date, discovers the kind of person they are hoping to find. The people who do not meet these requirements or qualifications, whatever they may be, are eliminated from consideration, and then people go from there, spending time with one another. Does this relationship have legs? Will this work? Will it not, and if not, why not? For Christians, one way to decide whether a relationship has staying power and a future is to take them to church. How will they react and what will they think of the service? There is only one way to find out, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, a couple goes on a date to church. It begins with the couple taking their seats in the sanctuary, settling in for the service. While they are both looking straight ahead and participating throughout the service, their minds are anywhere but on what is happening in front of them. Instead, both of them are constantly wondering what the other is thinking and feeling about the service. They are also making snap judgments about each other, worrying about whether they should do this or that and how their actions might be interpreted by the other person. Given how awkward and strange this date went, Im guessing there werent any others after this one. 2 Timothy 2:22 But keep yourself from those desires of the flesh which are strong when the body is young, and go after righteousness, faith, love, peace, with those prayers go up to the Lord from a clean heart.

This comedians test for a good marriage is hilariously simple. The comedian, Erica Rhodes, believes that whenever this happens, it means her friends have a strong, happy marriage. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Erica says means that her friends have a good marriage. Marriage, despite what television shows and movies might lead you to believe, is not easy. No one says, I do, kisses the bride and then rides off over the hillside where they find nothing but everlasting bliss and unbridled happiness. A marriage requires time, work and perseverance. There will be good days and bad days. There will be disagreements and arguments, and anyone who believes otherwise is simply fooling themselves, or, which is much more likely, they arent married. Even the two most compatible people will not agree on every single topic. Agreeing with someone, even someone as close as a spouse, on every conceivable subject is an impossibility. Not only is that impossible, but it would be incredibly boring. But even with those, hopefully, minor disagreements, having a good, strong marriage is still very much doable. In a clip posted on YouTube, Erica said that when this one thing happens, it means her friends have a strong marriage. So, what is this thing that means her friends are happily married? Well, she forgets that they are married at all, or when she completely forgets the name of the person whom her buddy is married to, and, as she explains it, it makes perfect sense. The only way you know someone has a good marriage is if you never hear anything about it, she said. My girlfriends, who are in good marriages, they never mention the husband. Like, I dont even know if hes still there. Thats a really good sign. The thinking goes that if her friends werent in good marriages, they would be complaining about her husband and how unhappy she is about the whole situation. That is not happening here, and therefore, it must mean that her friends are in happy marriages. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Michael Jr.s quick comeback to an audience member is comedy gold. The popular funnyman has a lightning-fast, witty response during an exchange with someone in the front row. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear their conversation and Michaels quick, hilarious retort to the audience member. Stand-up comedy is not an easy field in which to make a living. Most comics, before they ever gain any fame or following, have to cut their teeth at open mic nights, going from club to club. That can be something they do for years. And even then, success is not promised. Some sets will go great, while in other instances, comics will bomb or get little to no laughs. Making it in the comedy world requires a lot of tenacity and perseverance. Being funny, making people laugh themselves silly regularly, will also go a long way since that is pretty much the only job description for a stand-up comic. Another thing that is incredibly helpful when trying to make it as a stand-up comic is possessing a razor-sharp wit and being quick on your feet. Some might argue that these skills and attributes can be developed, while others say you either have it, or you dont. A clip posted on YouTube shows a comedian, Michael Jr., who most certainly has both of these. In the video, Michael is having a conversation with a member of the audience. Of course, like every other conversation with someone, you just might, one of the first questions asked will be about the other persons name, which is exactly what Michael does. However, he takes this hilarious step further in his response. Whats your name, sir? Michael asks. Rob, the man in the audience says. Rob? Michael says. I got a friend who used to do that for a living. Yeah, he dont do it no more, though. Hes, hes someplace else right now. Who comes up with something like that right on the spot? That just shows you how fast the mind of a comedian works. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Zoltan Kaszas immediate reaction to Thai food in Thailand was priceless. The popular funnyman has a most unusual and downright hilarious response to eating Thai food in the Asian country. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how the comedian reacted when he ate Thai food in the place where it originated. People absolutely love food and eating. Who doesnt enjoy ingesting a delicious, delectable and mouth-watering meal? Most people would likely consider eating one of their favorite pastimes, especially many Americans. Seriously, have you seen the size of the average American lately? Now, when it comes to food, everyone has a different palate. What tastes good to one person may not appeal to the next guy. One person may have no objections when it comes to food, wholeheartedly eating anything in sight. Others may be a bit choosier in what they eat. These people are lovingly, or maybe not so lovingly, called picky eaters. For instance, I will not eat cheese, and before you ask, yes, that includes every kind and type of cheese. Americans are blessed when it comes to food. We have an abundance, and some people even enjoy cuisines such as Mexican, Chinese and Thai. Zoltan is one of those people who loves Thai food, or at least he thought he did. In a clip posted on YouTube, the comedian mentioned that he recently visited Thailand. Being a lover of Thai food, Zoltan understandably thought hed been in food heaven. But that wasnt exactly what happened. We flew 32 hours for me to find out I dont really like Thai food, he said. I was so shocked cause I thought I loved Thai food. I love Thai food here in the United States. I have it all the time. Tom Kha Soup. Coconut milk soup. Thats my favorite soup. Later in the clip, he mentioned that when he finally tried Thai food there, his reaction was less than pleasant. I had it there, and I was, like, Youre making it wrong! Like, where can I get it authentic? Where do you guys make it authentic? I wish I was making that up. Thats exactly who I was over there. 1 Corinthians 10:31 So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

Derrick Stroup gave his hilarious take on how gardening has changed. The popular funnyman mentioned how peoples views on growing their own food have undergone a dramatic transformation. Watch the short to hear how opinions and thoughts on gardening are much different than just a decade or so ago. Being able to work the land so it grows and produces food and flowers is most certainly a skill. Not everyone possesses those specific talents and knowledge; having a green thumb does not come standard. Some people, me included, wouldnt know the first thing about gardening. Thank God there are people who do, because without them we would starve. Now, for whatever reason, there were people who seemed to look down on those who, instead of going to the grocery store for everything, grew their own food. Perhaps that practice was denigrated and disparaged because it was seen as something for the poor. Whatever the case may have been, according to Derrick, that is no longer how people see gardening and farming. Why is that the case? Well, as Derrick points out, documenting and posting about your gardening exploits on social media will get you attention. Did you know that growing your own plants, watering your own vegetables, is now a hobby? Derrick asked. Im telling you all. You get two ferns, three cactuses, get on Instagram, look at the followers. Later in the clip, Derrick admits that he doesnt really appreciate this social media trend. That hurts my feelings, he confessed. In Alabama, I grew up with a 10-acre garden, and everybody I would tell about it would donate to my family. There was nothing cool about growing your own tomatoes. Derricks hilarious bit points out how much social media has changed and influenced everything we do. We seemingly cannot do anything without posting about it and seeking affirmation and acknowledgment for it on social media, even growing a garden. Proverbs 12:11 He who does work on his land will not be short on bread; but he who goes after foolish men is without sense.

This Tim Hawkins VapoRub Bit is too funny. The incredibly talented funnyman will have you rolling with laughter as he talks about his experience as a child with the popular topical ointment. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about Tims hilarious childhood experience with Vicks VapoRub. No one enjoys being under the weather. Depending on what you have and how severe or mild the case is, being sick is easily one of the worst experiences. Again, depending on what you have, when youre in the midst of the sickness, the thought might even cross your mind that you might never recover. Hopefully, that is not what happens, and you are back as good as new in no time. However, while you are recovering, trying to get over that cold or flu, or whatever youve been infected with, there are over-the-counter remedies available to assist in the healing and recovery process. Tylenol, Ibuprofen and Excedrin are likely the ones that immediately come to mind. But I think we are all forgetting one we are all familiar with, have surely used and probably still use today: VapoRub. If youre finding it hard to breathe because of a congested nose or chest, VapoRub will fix you right up. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim hysterically recalls having the widely available topical ointment on his chest as a child. His experience with VapoRub will likely sound very familiar because what he describes is exactly what every user of that ointment has experienced. My mom thought one thing cured everything: Vicks VapoRub, he said. Did you guys have Vicks VapoRub growing up? They still make it. We dont even know what it is. Its like Vaseline mixed with gasoline. What is that stuff? Its like straight battery acid. Why would you rub that on the chest of a kid? Later in the clip, he does an absolutely perfect impression of someone who has just had a cure-all ointment applied to their chest or nose. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A churchs chief financial officer broke down salvation costs in a hysterical skit. The CFO actually looked into the numbers and quantified how much the church spent saving people from eternal damnation. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see and hear how this number-cruncher came up with this insane statistic. How much is someones eternal, everlasting soul worth? Yes, thats a really odd and unexpected question. Someones soul is priceless, right? There is nothing more precious and important than the state of our soul. There is really no way to put a price on such a thing. However, we could and should be willing to spend any amount of money and do anything to keep someone from being in hell for eternity. Businesses and organizations are always looking to cut costs and keep expenses low while maintaining high profitability. While it might seem impossible to place a price on someones eternal salvation, it turns out that some churches have figured out a way to do it, or at least one is doing it anyway. A clip posted on YouTube shows that one church, specifically its CFO, has placed a price on salvation. In the hilarious skit from John Crist, the person from no business or organization, their number cruncher, ominously enters the room. He then starts laying down some hard financial truths, including the high cost the church incurs per salvation. Its something that no one ever wants to hear. You cant put a price on salvation, John and his fellow church employee say in unison. Actually, you can, the CFO responds. Our outreach and advertising program combined with our Sunday morning cost, the underwater film crew for the baptistry, our model show new salvation cost $22,457.31. But thats not all; the CFO continues to lay into the two church employees, noting that, compared to other churches in the area, this cost is extraordinarily high. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.