Comedians

Carl Burnetts surprise medical is comedy gold. The comedic legend underwent an examination without her knowledge in this classic and hysterical skit. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see how Carol reacted to undergoing a medical examination that caused her to think something else was going on in this skit from The Carol Burnett Show. No one enjoys going to the doctor. The physician may be a perfectly nice and personable person, but that still doesnt make trips to see them any more enjoyable. Getting poked, prodded and then being charged for the whole awful experience is no ones idea of a good time. There are many different and better ways to spend our precious time than seeing the doctor. While getting that annual check-up is necessary, that doesnt mean we enjoy the process. Thats why, given how people feel about seeing a doctor, theres a natural aversion and reluctance to scheduling those appointments. Even when its clear that seeing a doctor would benefit us, some still resist going. That was where Carol was in a skit from The Carol Burnett Show. In a clip posted on YouTube, she was feeling tired and run-down, and even with plenty of sleep, she still couldnt shake it. However, she refused to see the doctor. So, Carols husband, played by Harvey Korman, brought the doctor to her without her knowing. He had a golf buddy, who happened to be a doctor, come over and examine her without telling her what he was doing. This could only end badly, right? Through a series of strange and awkward movements, the undercover doctor examined her eyes, ears, and throat, tested her reflexes and even listened to her heart. Of course, this gave Carol pause, prompting her to question what was going on. She thought this man had less-than-honorable intentions. Carols reactions to the doctors actions will have you rolling with laughter. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

John Crist mentioned the time when his mother mentioned she would be ordering food in Spanish. The popular comedian said his mom wanted to try out her Spanish in a Mexican restaurant. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how John reacted when his mother made this announcement. An education is something that will never be complete. It does not matter how many degrees someone holds; there will always be more to learn. Its impossible to know and acquire all the facts and figures that exist. Its for that reason that we should all be lifelong learners. One way to enhance our knowledge and challenge ourselves is to learn a new language. There are dozens, possibly even hundreds of languages; pick one and get started. Being able to communicate with people is an important and invaluable skill, especially when you can do it in more than one language. However, John was not too keen on his mother trying to show off her knowledge of Spanish. She said she wanted to place her order in Spanish, stating that she wanted to immerse herself in the culture. John pleaded with her not to attempt this, stating that Chuys was not exactly the place to put this information and skill to use. And this is what I told her, I go, Ok, Mom, he said. Shes like, Why cant I order in Spanish? I go, What other ethnic restaurant would that be acceptable for you to do? Later in the clip, John made the point that people would not enter a Chinese restaurant and do the same thing. No, I said, What other ethnic restaurant could you, would that be appropriate to do? You wouldnt walk into a Chinese restaurant, Oh, I have the wonton soup. You wouldnt, no. Hilariously, he then flips the situation around and asks how Caucasians would feel if someone of a different race entered a Cracker Barrel and ordered in a heavy Southern accent. How mad would you be if you were sitting at a Cracker Barrel, some Latino guy sat next to you and goes, I reckon I get some biscuits and a sweet tea? John asked. 1 Corinthians 14:9 So, if you, in using a strange tongue, say words which have no sense, how will anyone take in what you are saying? For you will be talking in the air.

This womans list of the things that should be outlawed is pure gold. Her listing of annoyances that ought to be ruled illegal immediately is hard to argue against. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear her catalog of irritating activities and behaviors she is firmly opposed to and wants legislation to outlaw them as soon as possible. People are often strange and mystifying beings. As history has demonstrated, human beings are capable of being incredibly and needlessly cruel and inflicting significant pain on one another. On the other hand, people can be surprisingly loving and kind to each other. We see examples of both types of behavior every day, nearly everywhere we look. Hopefully, we will see more people be kind, but I fear that may not be the case. Additionally, people can be incredibly inconsiderate and do terribly annoying, grating things. There are some people who, for whatever reason, believe the world revolves around them and everyone else should adjust their lives according to their desires and wants. That type of mentality is incredibly off-putting, to say the least. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman names things, activities and behaviors that should cease immediately. In fact, she calls on lawmakers to draft legislation to make them illegal immediately. And once you hear what she wants outlawed, youll find yourself completely in agreement and also laughing. Some of what she suggests involves inconsiderate phone-related behaviors, and others are more social media activities. Things that should be illegal, but they aint, she said. Replying with the letter K, straight to jail. Using speaker phone in public phone confiscated permanently, she said. Posting vague drama on social media, and saying, Dont ask, she said. Just why? We really want to know. Watching a video on full volume in a public waiting room, she added. You deserve a public shaming ceremony. See, its hard to argue that she is wrong with any of these. We all find every one of these behaviors incredibly annoying. Philippians 2:3 Doing nothing through envy or through pride, but with low thoughts of self, let everyone take others to be better than himself;

This comedian believes you should reassess those healthy choices youve made. The funnyman Derrick Stroup feels that now is the time to throw caution and healthy alternatives to the wind. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why he thinks this way, and why he thinks anyone who exercises also has issues. No one is going to live forever. As morbid and depressing as it may sound, death is inevitable for everyone, and there is nothing we can do to change that simple, straightforward fact. It is going to happen to all of us at some point. Our bodies and our time on this earth are temporary. Eventually, our time will run out. Yes, we might be able to improve and extend our lives by eating healthily, getting plenty of exercise and getting the proper amount of sleep. But no matter how much you do this or that, time will win out in the end. It remains undefeated, and it always will have that perfect record. However, one comedian feels that even attempting to live a health-conscious life is completely and totally in vain. Why eat healthy? Now, according to Derrick, it is the time you want. Indulge in those delicious desires and eat as you please. Why does he feel this way? Listen, you should be eating whatever you want, Derrick said in a clip posted on YouTube. The worlds on fire. If you watch the news and go, Ill take a kale salad, youre sick in the head, man. Theres no better time than now to put gravy on your salad. Later in the clip, he mentioned that exercise is also a pointless activity. You got people exercising, he said. I think thats crazy, too. You want to live to be 100 to see how this movie ends? You got problems, man. Im not saying off yourself, Im saying go out the old-fashioned way, you know? Be like 83 years old, weed eating in the yard, and you go, Ka, Ka, Ka, I think thats it. Romans 6:23 For the reward of sin is death; but what God freely gives is eternal life in Jesus Christ our Lord.

A comedian explained how New York City mice are of a totally different breed. These mice are unlike any other youve ever encountered in your life. Watch the short but hysterical clip of her funnyman, Derrick Stroup, hilariously share how these rodents are unlike any hes ever come across. New York City has been called the heart of civilization. Its home to Broadway, the Statue of Liberty, Times Square, Madison Square Garden and the New York Stock Exchange. Also, when it comes to food, the Big Apple does not disappoint either. It has just about every kind of cuisine you can think of and then some. Naturally, New York City is also home to New Yorkers. Now, New Yorkers, and really Northeasterners as a whole, are known to be loud, aggressive and a little pushy at times. Perhaps its because they have to ride a crowded subway and hike dozens of city blocks to reach their destination. They are so focused on where they are going, on their destination, that they have no time to exchange pleasantries or even an acknowledging glance. In a clip posted on YouTube, Derrick explains that the citys rats have even begun to take on the persona of a stereotypical New Yorker. They are loud, pushy, and refuse to budge, even when someone tries to force them out of their apartment. Instead, they dig in their heels and become more determined and entrenched in the apartment they currently inhabit. They are not willing to give an inch, and, as Derrick explains, will even fight when a rat trap is used in an attempt to force them to exit the premises. No, New York City mice are different, he said. I got everything blocked off in my apartment. Weve looked everywhere. Were pretty sure theyre coming through the front door. Later in the clip, Derrick, who grew up in the country, is familiar with mice, having encountered them before. However, as he states, mice in New York City are a very different breed. They will not go down without a fight. Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

This comedian has a hilarious reason why he says to consider marrying someone from Kansas. The surprising and unexpected reason why he believes Kansas is the best state to select a spouse from will have you rolling with laughter. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why those who are single might want to look into Kansas. Marriage is a big, life-changing commitment. Its not something to be entered into lightly, that is for sure. Its a vow, a lifelong promise to remain with someone, regardless of what life may throw at you. As the officiant of the ceremony often says, only death can and should separate those two individuals. However, before standing at the altar and reciting those vows, its important to make sure its the right person. While its impossible to predict the future, getting to know that person as much as possible before popping the question is a good idea. Again, marriage is not something to be entered into lightly or without much prayer and consideration. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Derrick Stroup offers some helpful advice for those who are single and are seeking a spouse. He suggests investigating a specific area, one of the countrys 50 states, for a possible spouse, and his reasoning could not be more surprising and hilarious. Everybody should get a partner from Kansas, he said. Yeah, no. Theyre very easy to impress. Shes from a town of 88 people. I show her a five-story building, shes like, Howd they get up there, you know? Im like, Elevators, baby. Im going to show you the world. Later in the clip, he mentioned that he took his better half to New York City. It was her first time in the Big Apple, and she made a hilarious, but understandable mistake, especially if youve never been to such a big city before. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Carol Burnett lost it in this classic and hysterical skit. The legendary comedian and actress could not keep it together and burst out laughing several times during this Carol Burnett Show sketch. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what caused Carol to break character and break down laughing. The Carol Burnett Show is a beloved program. It featured a legendary all-star cast of some of the biggest names in comedy history in truly zany, off-the-wall skits. The show produced dozens of classics, with clips of those hysterical skits that still cause many to literally laugh out loud. However, as much as the show was known for its beloved, incredibly talented cast and sketches, many would argue that the best part of the show was witnessing the actors break character and start laughing mid-skit. Of course, Harvey Korman was the usual suspect, often unable to keep it together because of something Tim Conway did or said. But everyone else had their fair share of crackups, including Carol herself. A clip posted on YouTube starts with Carol explaining the setup of a particular skit and how several unexpected events led her to burst out laughing. Instead of Harvey breaking, who also appears in the sketch as a reporter attempting to interview Carol, it was she who could not contain her laughter. The skit itself is ridiculous already. Carol plays this supposed legendary escape artist who gets tangled up in a jacket and a microphone wire and is outmaneuvered by a shoestring. She struggles endlessly to get out of these situations, and then somehow shes going to perform this death-defying trick successfully? That setup would have been funny enough, but Carols incessant laughter sends this one over the top, making it an absolute classic and a must-watch. It's safe to say that there will never be a show like The Carol Burnett Show. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Comedian Zoltan Kaszas hysterically explained Millennials. The funnyman discussed the habits and characteristics of people born between 1981 and 1996. Watch the short but hilarious clip to learn about the individuals referred to as Millennials, which will have you laughing long after the video ends. For whatever reason, terms have been devised that refer to individuals based on the year they were born. Why someone thought this was necessary, Im not really sure, but you will often hear people casually throw around these terms in conversation. Typically, they are used in a derogatory manner, seeming to serve as a means to cut them down or to explain an inexplicable activity or move. Without a doubt, the most popular of these generational-defining terms is boomer. Of course, that has been shortened from Baby Boomer, people born between 1946 and 1964. And again, whenever boomer is uttered, it is usually as a way to call someone old and out of touch without actually calling them old. In a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan shared his thoughts and opinions on another group of individuals, who are commonly referred to as Millennials. He admits that he previously did not have a very high opinion of Millennials, but something happened that quickly changed his view of them. I used to make fun of Millennials, he said. That was something I did. Yeah, I used to make fun of Millennials until I did a Google search, and I realized I am one. Now, I dont think theyre that bad. Later in the clip, he shared that his move and the drastic change in his opinion of Millennials is a perfect example of a part of him that isnt really great, but hes incredibly honest about a personal flaw. Thats who I am in a nutshell, he said. Im a total hypocrite. Ill make fun of a group of people until I realize I am that group of people, and be like, come on, you guys. Theyre alright. I like Millennials. If I did have to pick on Millennials, I think our biggest issue is were too self-aware. He then points out that Millennials understand they have issues and problems, but dont do anything to fix them. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This one, often-used phrase led to a big fight between Nate Bargatze and his wife. The popular and incredibly funny comedian explained why his wife's continual use of a phrase weve all heard many times caused such a big blowup between the two of them. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the phrase was and to hear Nate explain the course of events that followed. Language, and the words we use, are powerful. Through words, we can make people feel certain emotions, move them to act in particular ways and even force them to reconsider what they think and believe on this or that subject. What we say and do matters, and as youve probably found out, those words hold a large amount of power. Now, in everyday conversations, humans have invented several short, concise and witty sayings to express certain ideas and actions. More than likely, youre familiar with many of these colloquialisms, and probably even use some of them regularly when conversing with family, friends or coworkers. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate mentioned how in one fell swoop caused a massive fight between him and his wife. During a conversation, he said she repeated it over and over, making it seem like she had heard about it and wanted to try it on, to see how it felt. But as they continued talking, Nate questioned whether she really understood what one fell swoop meant. As any man knows, that wasnt a smart move on his part. And so, I just, like, waited, and she didnt say anything, he said. And I just go, Thats not what one fell swoop means. And instead of possibly just being wrong, she goes, I know what one fell swoop means. I go, Yeah, it doesnt sound like you do, all right? That conversation and fight made the rest of the night tense and awkward. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

This specific competition is Greg Warrens ultimate what if. The popular funnyman said that if this competition had been available when he was in high school, he would have done anything to be involved. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about this surprising high school competition and the lengths Greg would have gone to be a member of the team. Americans love themselves some sports, and really, all things competition. Honestly, if theres an activity that could in any way be configured so two or more teams compete against one another, it will happen. And the likelihood that that brand-new competitive activity will catch on and find an audience is pretty good. Have you seen how many channels are dedicated solely to sports? Also, have you checked out what sports are shown on those channels? Now, if there is anything Americans love more than sports, its eating. I mean, have you seen the size of the average American lately? Given how much people love competition and chowing down on a delicious, mouth-watering plate of food, it only makes sense to combine them. Now, Im not talking about professional eating, that already exists, but this is something else entirely, and Greg hilariously explained in a clip posted on social media. The state of Texas has high school barbecue, he said. I know. They do. Theres teams, like, high school teams that barbecue against each other. And Im going to tell you right now, I would have played that sport. Later in the clip, Greg states how far he would have gone to be on his high school barbecue team if it had existed back in his day. I would have quit wrestling so fast to go out for barbecue, he said. I love, I would have done what, like, Coach, I just want to be on this team. Ill do what it takes. Ill start on chicken or turkey. I dont have to do the big stuff now. Put me on sides. Put me on sides, coach. 1 Corinthians 9:24 Do you not see that in a running competition all take part, but only one gets the reward? So, let your minds be fixed on the reward.

This comedian admitted that hes terrified of his teenage daughter. The funnyman, Joe Bronzi, is the father of two, and one of them frightens him much more than the other. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why Joe is so afraid of his teenage daughter. Raising children is one of the toughest, most challenging things a human being can do. Many would argue, rightly so, that being a parent is the hardest thing to do on Earth. Your life will never be the same after their arrival, and sadly, they do not come with an instruction manual. Parents, especially when their children reach those dreaded teenage years, have to be constantly second-guessing themselves. Am I doing the right thing? Should I have done this instead of that? How should I handle that situation next time? Are my kids learning the right things? Am I a bad parent? Those are just some of the questions most parents are likely to ask themselves, particularly when they are dealing with teenagers. In a clip posted on YouTube, Joe explains that he is currently the father of two teenagers a boy and a girl. His son, Joe, adds, is book smart, but doesnt always use or even appear to have a lot of common sense. However, that is a relatively minor issue when considering that his daughter has him scared to death most of the time. I have a teenage girl, and in this day and age, having a teenage girl has taught me that a teenage girl is the meanest creature on Gods green Earth, he said. Sometimes I just throw meat in the room and shut the door. Later in the clip, he mentioned the terrifying sound she makes whenever she gets upset, which, according to Joe, occurs two to three times a minute. Likely, its a sound and involves a stance that most parents have seen many times before. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This comedian just described every small town. Its actually surprising and frightening how accurately he pointed out the layout of the majority of small towns in the United States of America. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear his spot-on description of how many towns are arranged. Many people across the country live in what would be considered a small town. And if that is more your speed, go for it and enjoy it. Who am I, or anyone else, to say who should live here, there or anywhere? The United States of America is a place where everyone is or should be welcome and allowed to live where and how they choose. Life in a small town, as its residents can attest to, moves at a much slower pace, and more than likely, everyone knows one another and is way too much into each others business. Also, small towns all seem to have a similar look, a familiar layout, as those residents know all too well. In a clip posted on YouTube, one comedian hilariously points out and describes the layout of every small town. It may not be the most flattering or aesthetically pleasing, but speaking from first-hand experience, what he says is 100 percent spot-on and accurate. Gas station, Subway, combine them, same building, he said. I want one road with only the essentials four bars, one church and a boutique that no one shops at. Later in the clip, he hysterically mentions some of the landmarks typically found in every small town. Water town, paint it baby blue, he added. Pick a random animal. Make a worlds largest statue. Put it right when you come into town. Near the end of the clip, he even describes the placement of a small towns train tracks, which all seem to be in a nearly identical location. Train tracks, run them right through the middle of town, he said. Make it really inconvenient for everyone. Everything he says about small towns and how they are laid out is incredibly accurate. The only thing he may not be entirely correct about is the mayor being a canine. Proverbs 17: 22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A police investigation took an unexpected and hilarious turn in a Carol Burnett Show skit. The authorities knew something was a little off about the suspects story, but they couldnt quite put their finger on it. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what transpired during this intense but laugh-out-loud police interrogation. There seems to be an endless lineup of movies and television shows featuring and/or centered on police and the men and women who work in law enforcement. Likely, if asked, anyone could easily rattle off a handful of television programs and films about the police. Or to make things even easier, name any movie or TV show featuring Bruce Willis. It would seem that nearly every one of his roles was him playing a cop. Needless to say, Americans are more than familiar with the inner workings and steps involved in a police investigation. This strong familiarity provides ample room for comedy, with writers and actors using our expectations against us and taking things in a completely unexpected direction. That is precisely what happened in a classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show featuring Harvey Korman and Vicki Lawrence. In the clip posted on YouTube, Vicki is a suspect in a murder, while Harvey and another gentleman play a couple of hard-boiled police detectives. Harvey and his partner have had just about all they can take of Vicki. They have been interrogating her for hours and she keeps giving them the same story, recounting the same details in every retelling. Maybe Vicki is telling the truth after all? However, Harvey is not buying her story, believing it to be a mishmash of lies and untruths. But, for whatever reason, he cannot understand why he does not believe. Its almost like hes heard her story somewhere before. When she starts telling her story yet again, it becomes hilariously clear why the officers find her retelling of events so familiar. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Dustin Nickerson gave a hysterical confession about his sweet tooth. The funnyman has quite a love of sweets, but there was one treat that was almost too much for him. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear just how much he loves those sweet, sugary treats and which one was too much for him. Is there anyone who does not enjoy sweets? Sure, there are a few crazy and insane people who will raise their hands, claiming not to have anything resembling a sweet tooth. But are those people who should really be believed? Have they done anything to earn our trust? Seriously, anyone who could turn down a Milky Way, a chocolate chip cookie, a handful of Skittles, some Starburst or any similar treat is someone to keep a watchful eye on. Now, for the normal people, those who openly admit to having a considerable sweet tooth, we all have our favorite snack, a guilty pleasure that, when presented with, is nearly impossible to resist. Dustin is one of the normal people. He is a big fan of sweets, but he admits that one specific treat was way too much for even him. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin named a treat, one that you might be familiar with, that he had to resist the urge because it almost gave him an irreversible medical condition. I love sweet stuff so much, he said. There was a new Cheeto that came out this year, almost killed me. They made it and covered it in cinnamon and sugar. It is called Sweetos; it should be called Diabeetos. It is so good. I cant stop eating sweet stuff. Later in the clip, he confessed to being a massive fan of a specific Girl Scout cookie. My favorite kind of Girl Scout cookie to eat is thick mint, and thats just when you eat a whole sleeve of thin mints, he said. 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

Tim Hawkins knows to ask questions during marital disagreements. The popular funnyman understands that communication is key to a healthy marriage, especially when the two parties arent seeing eye-to-eye on something. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to see how Tim put this knowledge to good use during a recent argument with his better half. Marriage is a wonderful, excellent thing. Its a sacred bond between two people who have vowed to remain with one another, no matter what life may throw at them. And as anyone who is married knows, there will be instances and circumstances that come along that test the strength of that marriage and the depths of that commitment and love. Because a marriage is a relationship between two flawed and imperfect human beings, disagreements are bound to happen. Its impossible to be in 100 percent agreement with someone 24/7, even with ones spouse. People have different opinions, thoughts and feelings, and that is perfectly fine. Disagreements can even be good, as they allow people to work through problems and areas of concern. In a clip posted on social media, Tim, being a married man, says he knows arguments and tiffs with ones spouse are inevitable. However, what is important is knowing how to work through those fights and arguments properly, and thats done through open and honest communication. Now, part of communication includes asking the other person questions. This allows each person to get to the heart of the issue, to actually solve and address the problem. In fact, Tim mentioned using this strategy during a recent fight with his better half. He knew to ask her questions. Ask questions, try to relate, make it better, he said. I used that last week. My wife and I got into a disagreement. It got hot. It got heated. We started to fight. I stopped myself right there; started asking questions. Honey, why you being a psycho right now? Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

A comedian had a hilariously relatable Costco shopping experience. Whenever he thought he was done, he would find something that he just had to buy. Watch the short but hysterical clip of his shopping trip, which will have you doubled over in laughter and struggling to catch your breath. Grocery shopping is one of those horrible, detestable obligations that come with being an adult. I could think of many other things Id much rather do than push a cart up and down the small, crowded aisle of the grocery store, but I understand its necessary. People tend to get a bit cranky if there isnt food in the house. Also, that whole needing to eat to survive thing is a real driving factor for going to the grocery store regularly. However, if youre like me and absolutely hate visiting the grocery store, there is a solution. It wont keep you from entering the grocery store completely, but it could and probably cut down on the frequency of your visits. Of course, Im talking about buying in bulk from one of the many popular large-box retailers. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dusty Slay visited Costco and had an experience that likely youve had once youve walked through the doors at the big-box retailer. If he thought he was just going to enter and pick up a couple of items, he was badly mistaken. He even said how it was going to be a quick trip. Alright, were just going to be in and out here, he said. He couldnt have been more wrong. Once inside, he found one thing after another that he knew he didnt really need, but then again, he really needed it. Who hasnt been there, especially when it comes to shopping at Costco, Sams or a similar retailer. We dont need it, but Im going to get it anyway, he says later. Hes where we have all been at one time or another. Once we think were done, we see something else that grabs our attention. 1 Corinthians 10:31So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.