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A Whole Lot of Lorax in One Place

Only in Atlanta do you casually look up mid-bite and see a group of Loraxes power-walking past the restaurant like it’s totally normal. The Braves haven’t even thrown the first pitch and the trees are already clocked in.

Dad’s Strategies to Get Kids to Do the One Chore They All Hate

A dad shared the many ways to try to get kids to do the one chore they all hate. Its unclear whether these strategies are 100 percent effective, but you will be laughing uncontrollably at his attempts, and that is for sure. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see the various approaches to get children to do this one household chore. As all parents know, children do not enjoy household chores. Can you blame them? Who wants to do work when there is so much play and fun to be had? Did you like being told this or that must be completed before you went outside to play with your friends? Of course not, but we did it begrudgingly anyway, most of the time, anyway. For whatever reason, despite the many and various tasks that children are commanded to complete around the house, there is one that all of them seem to hate with a fiery passion: making the bed. Its almost sure to be the one thing you dreaded doing the most as well. Perhaps all that hatred comes because of the uselessness of the task. Who are they making their bed for? Once they get into it at night, those five or 10 minutes making the bed have been entirely wasted. Regardless of how one feels about making the bed, one father has come up with several approaches on how to get your youngster to make their bed. Some of them are likely to produce better results than others. However, he also does not promise a success rate or even that the odds of your child making their bed will increase if you implement his maneuvers. What do you think is the best way to get kids to make their beds in the morning? Or is it even a task worth doing? The short clip will still have you laughing long after it ends! Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Helpful and Hysterical Guide to Decode Midwesterner Talk

This helpful and hysterical guide will help you decode Midwesterner talk. You will finally understand what people from the Midwest are saying when they dont actually say it. Watch the short but hilarious clip that will help you better understand what people from the Midwest mean. Every region of the United States is known for various things. They are all different in a variety of ways, which includes their food, the weather, how they dress, and even how they speak. But its those differences that make America such a fun and unique place. Spend any time at all traveling in the country, and youll soon spot some of these differences. Theres bound to be a dramatic difference between places like New York City and Seattle or Providence, Rhode Island, and Sacramento. Youll quickly recognize that many of those differences depend on the region of the country in which those states and cities are located. People from the Northeast and the South will act, eat and even talk differently. The same goes for someone in any other region of the United States, including the Midwest. Typically, people in the Midwest are considered extremely friendly, welcoming and hospitable, maybe even overdoing it at times. Now, part of Midwest nice includes not saying exactly what you mean. Instead, you must read between the lines to pick up on what a Midwesterner actually means. A hilarious and insightful video posted on YouTube breaks this all down for you. The woman says some commonly heard phrases in the Midwest and explains what they mean. Hopefully, this is helpful the next time you stop in the Midwest, and someone says one or more of these phrases in conversation. I just wanted to swing by, the woman says. However, as the video makes clear, what she actually meant is that she will be staying for at least an hour. Its different, she says. Of course, in Midwestern speak, that translates to I do not like it. These are just a few examples from the hysterical video. However, as someone who lives in the Midwest, she is spot-on with her translation of each phrase. Proverbs 16:24 Pleasant words are as a honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and health to the bones.

Comedian Jeff Allen Reveals How He Preps for This Portion of the Driving Test

Comedian Jeff Allen has revealed how he prepares for this portion of the driving test. The funnyman has a fail-proof system for preparing for a specific section of the test to renew his drivers license. Watch the short but hysterical video to hear the unusual way Jeff stays sharp. Driving is a privilege and not a right. Thats a phrase that most people, even if they arent drivers, know well. While driving is not guaranteed to every citizen, there are still plenty of people on the road who should have their driving privileges revoked. If youre being totally honest, you can probably think of a handful of people pretty easily who should not be operating a motor vehicle. As humans age, they begin to lose a step, both physically and mentally. It happens to everyone and is a natural part of life. Your hearing, sight and those reflexes arent what they used to be. Additionally, the memory starts to fade and begins failing, unable to do what it used to in our younger years. Jeff knows all too well about the aging process, especially about how memory fails. Understanding that he needed to successfully pass a cognitive test in Tennessee, where he lives, to keep his drivers license, Jeff started an odd training regimen. In a hysterical YouTube video, he goes into detail about what he does and how his wife even lends him a hand. His training involves going to the grocery store to retrieve a handful of items his wife asked him to get. Once at the store, Jeff challenges himself. He does not reach out to his wife to confirm what he was initially sent to the store to purchase. I wont call her, he said. I wont text her. Im bringing home those three things. Sometimes I come home with 20 things, hoping the three things are in there. We have a lot of butter in our house. A lot of butter. Matter of fact, you have dinner with us, we give you a stick for the ride home. 2 Corinthians 4:16 For which cause we do not give way to weariness; but though our outer man is getting feebler, our inner man is made new day by day.

Nate Bargatze on Why Firstborn Children Have It The Worst

Nate Bargatze explained why he believes firstborn children have it the worst. The popular funnyman has a theory about why children born first in their family have a rough go of it. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Nates theory on firstborn children. Does the order in which you were born have a significant impact on your life? A lot of people would say yes, while just as many are likely to say no, that your choices and decisions have a much greater impact on your life than anything else. This topic has been debated for a while now, with no one able to provide a firm, definitive answer. As youve probably heard a time or two before, middle children, as its been said, are treated the worst by their parents. Some believe that middle children are most neglected and overlooked by their parents, which can lead to jealousy and self-esteem issues. Middle child syndrome describes this precise situation and treatment. Well, as it turns out, Nate does not subscribe to that view. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate explained why he believes its actually the oldest child who gets the worst of everything. Also, it should be noted that Nate is the oldest of his siblings. We have to stick together, he said. We have it the hardest of all the children. We show up; our parents are not ready for us to be there. They dont have any money. You basically get there, youre like, I dont think I should even be here yet. But they want you to get a job and start helping out. He later explained how its the youngest child in the family who has everything given to them. The youngest, you show up, your parents are trillionaires, he said. You live in homes the oldest never even saw. Its like, Whats an upstairs? I mean, thats like a home on top of a home! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Skit Shows How Teachers Also Dread Being Called To the Principal's Office

This skit showed how teachers also dread being called to the principals office. Youll find yourself laughing out loud as this teacher waits in anticipation, thinking about the absolute worst possibilities ahead of the meeting. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how being called to the principals office is no fun for anyone. When going to school, one of the worst things that could ever happen would be to hear that the principal would like to see you in their office. More often than not, that was not going to be a happy, joyous get-together. That was a meeting that usually ended with a firm, stern reprimand and a punishment, often a sentence of detention. Now, as an adult, youve probably found that the sense of dread and fear returns whenever you get an out-of-the-blue email that your immediate superior would like to see you in their office immediately. Your mind instantly goes to the worst possible scenario: youre about to be fired. You arent sure what you did to lose your job, but you just know thats whats coming. In a clip posted on YouTube, it turns out that no one enjoys making that trip to the principals office. As a teacher, once you get that email summoning you to the principals office, your mind starts reeling. You know youre about to be let go and will have to begin the job-searching process all over again momentarily. The video shows the hilarious steps one teacher goes through after receiving an ominous email from his boss, who wants to see him first thing the following morning. As everyone else would in that scenario, he now knows his dismissal is imminent. Well, it was fun while it lasted, right? As is often the case, it was not the worst possible scenario, and the teacher did keep his job after all. Colossians 3:23 Whatever you do, do it readily, as to the Lord and not to men;

The Hilarious and Dramatic Difference Between First and Third Pregnancy Reveal

This skit shows the hilarious and dramatic difference between the first and the third pregnancy reveal. This exact situation might be very relatable to many parents. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how differently this couple reacts to the revelation of their first pregnancy compared to their third. Children are a gift from the good Lord above, and each one should be treated as such. Many people struggle with fertility issues for years before becoming parents, and many others, sadly, are unable to have children altogether. So, the impending arrival of a child, a new life, is always a cause and reason for celebration. However, as incredible as children are, they can also get on your last nerve and, at times, push Mom and Dad to the very edge of their sanity. Raising children is wonderful and rewarding, and there is simply nothing like it, but it can also be extremely tiring. Parents know and understand this situation all too well. A clip posted on YouTube shows a couple of seconds after they learn they are having a baby. Of course, they are beyond excited about the little one that is soon to enter their lives. The couple is literally jumping for you. What could be better than becoming a parent to one? Being a parent of three little ones, of course! Later in the clip, the couple, who already have two children, learn that they are expecting another little bundle of joy. However, their response is much different, a little bit more subdued than the exuberant reaction when they were going to be parents for the first time. Hey, Im sure they are both over-the-moon excited about their third little one, but they are both entirely too tired to fully express it. That is most definitely the reason, right? Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Jim Gaffigan on the Headaches of Controlling The Remote Will Crack You Up

Jim Gaffigan on the headaches of controlling the remote will crack you up. The popular funnyman will have you doubled over with laughter as he details the struggles that come with having the remote in your possession. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip to hear Jim describe what often happens when you have the remote control. The person who has the remote control has all the power. It doesnt matter if that individual is a young child or a senior citizen; that person, regardless of age or stage in life, is calling the shots. With a few quick taps of the finger, they decide what everyone else in the room is watching. They have the ultimate say, at least for the time being, over the entertainment selection. Now, you would think most people would relish that situation. Who wouldnt want that kind of power, right? If others dont like what youve settled on, well, tough. But, as weve all heard many times, with great power comes great responsibility, or headaches. Having the remote control in ones possession is a high-pressure situation. The person with the remote has opened themselves up to a world of criticism for various reasons. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jim describes this very real, high-pressure situation that is possessing the remote control. Being in control of the remote control is a no-win situation, anyway, he said. The person youre watching with is never satisfied. He goes on to give hilarious, spot-on examples of the criticism and harsh feedback someone is likely to receive. Theyre like, Turn it up! I cant hear it, he said. Then you turn it up, and the commercial comes on. Turn it down! Whats wrong with your hearing? Im always in trouble when we watch television. If you are going to handle the remote control, just be aware that someone will likely not be happy and will be more than glad to let you know where and how youve failed. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This Comedian Ranks All the Southern States and Declares The ‘Most Southern’

This comedian ranked all the Southern states and declared which one is the most Southern. The funnyman Matt Mitchell has ranked 14 Southern states from least to most Southern. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see which states rank where and to hear Matts hilarious reasoning behind his rankings. The United States is a large, massive country that spans from the Atlantic Ocean on the East to the Pacific Ocean on the West. The more than 300 million people who call the United States of America home live in one of the countrys handful of regions. Each region in the USA the Northeast, the Midwest, the Northwest, the Southwest, the West Coast and the South - all have their own identity and culture. Each region is different and unique in terms of weather, food, dress and even what people say and how they say it. Most people are proud of where they live in the country and will gladly tell you where they reside. But by and large, Southerners are the proudest, the most enthusiastic about where they live. In a clip posted on YouTube, Matt goes through all 14 Southern states and ranks them. Not only does he rank them, but he also gives his reasons for putting each state where he did. His comments are full of his trademark humor and wit, likely to make you literally laugh out loud and maybe even agree with him. I dont want to spoil the list or Matts rankings, but I think most people will likely agree wholeheartedly with the place he says is the most Southern. I know whenever I think of the deep South, my mind automatically thinks of this particular state, and its hard to argue that it does not deserve the top spot as the most Southern state in the United States of America. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Greg Warren's Family Stories Will Have You Cracking Up

Greg Warrens family stories will have you cracking up. The comedian recalls some pretty hysterical experiences and situations involving his family. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Greg has to say about his family, which will have you doubled over in laughter and gasping for air. Family members, as the old saying goes, cannot be picked. Sure, those considered friends can and most certainly be and are selected, but when it comes to family, we have no choice. They are given to us. We have no say in the matter. Sometimes that works in our favor, and other times it does not. We all have someone in mind, but, of course, its best if we dont say that name or names out loud. Thats one of those instances in which its better to leave things unsaid. No reason to hurt someones feelings, right? Anyway, in a clip posted on YouTube, Greg shared some wildly interesting conversations hes had with family members. He also talked about the strange things his family members do. Who knows, some of what he shares will be completely relatable, and youll be able to empathize with Gregs situation. The video begins with Greg noting that his elderly uncle has an odd and deliriously funny way of ordering at restaurants. If nothing else, it appears that Gregs uncle knows what he likes and will not be stepping outside of his comfort zone. My uncles old, Greg said. I took him to eat. You go to the restaurant, get the menu. You know how, when you get the menu, at the top of every page, theres a heading, tells you whats on that page? He orders the heading. Ill have the steak and pork. Later in the clip, Gregg added that his uncle will also order assorted beverages to drink. Greg said that his father, who is also getting up in age, has an odd hobby, and he enjoys telling others about one of his favorite pastimes. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

These Parents Have Wildly Different Approaches to Vacation

These parents have wildly different approaches to vacation. Its very apparent that the word vacation means different things to this husband and wife. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how this man and woman see vacation and how they choose to spend their free time. Everyone loves vacation. There is not much better than getting away for a little bit and enjoying some rest and relaxation. Is there anyone who does not enjoy getting away from work and the worries and concerns of everyday life? Do people who hate vacation even exist? However, people can and do spend their vacation time differently. Some may enjoy the beach, others a more mountainous, hilly region, while others might even opt for a staycation and decide to stay home for a week or two. So, vacation obviously means something different to different people, even to parents when they go on vacation with their children. In a clip posted on YouTube, two parents take their young family on vacation but have very different experiences. Youd expect a family that goes on a trip together to spend time doing things as a family, but as it turns out, that is not always the case. The video begins with the family standing together at their vacation destination, each stating they know precisely what they are doing with their free time first. Again, you would expect a family to enjoy spending time together on vacation, but that does not exactly happen here. The clip quickly cuts to Mom in the spa, enjoying a relaxing moment by herself. She is husband-free and, most importantly to her, kid-free. Dad, on the other hand, has other plans. He is shown enjoying the water slide, loudly screaming right before he plunges toward the ground. This happens several more times throughout the clip, showing that the mother values peace and quiet while also appreciating time alone. Hilariously enough, the father is the opposite, taking part in loud, boisterous water activities with his children. Matthew 11:28 Come to me, all you who are troubled and weighted down with care, and I will give you rest.

John Crist's Hysterical Baptism Conversation with Audience Member

John Crist had a hysterical conversation about baptism with an audience member. The unexpected moment between the popular comedian and the woman in the audience will have you rolling with laughter. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what was said about baptism that will have you laughing long after the clip ends. Baptism is a sacred sacrament. Its a practice, an outward display of what has already happened on the inside. It signifies that the person undergoing baptism has accepted Christ into their heart and life, has turned away from their old ways and is now fully committed to following Him. Of course, its a big step in everyones faith journey and their walk with Christ. Baptism was important enough that even Jesus Christ underwent baptism. The first book of the New Testament, Matthew, records this event. Jesus asked his cousin, John the Baptist, to baptize Him in the Sea of Galilee. Of course, as we all know, John initially balked at Christs invitation, believing himself unworthy to do so, but he eventually relented and baptized Jesus. In a clip posted on YouTube, John, during one of his shows, mentioned that he had a question about this important, sacred sacrament. He asked a woman sitting near the front of the stage how old she was when she was baptized. What followed was a hysterical moment that likely no one saw coming. The woman admitted that, having grown up Catholic, she was baptized as a very young child. However, she confessed that she has since become a Christian. Of course, that comment is likely to ruffle the feathers of many Catholics, because, you know, they are Christians, too. However, that was not the funniest part of the exchange. Eventually, the womans husband got involved, and John offered them a little advice. Hye, listen, when you get up to the gate, work this story out, OK? he said. This is bad. Theres a long line of people, I dont know what happened, OK. My dad took me there, but, like, I was Catholic. Work it out. Its got to me more. Its got to be a faster story. Matthew 28:19 Go then, and make disciples of all the nations, giving them baptism in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.

Why Mike Goodwin and His Son Play Video Games In Different Rooms

Mike Goodwin explained why he and his son have to play video games in different rooms. The funnyman shared that, even though they play a game together, they still have to be separated. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the unexpected reason for the distance between them. As all parents know all too well, children do not stay little for long. Blink, and your toddler is starting school. Do it again, and they are graduating from high school and pulling out of your driveway, about to set off on their way to college. One more time, and they are getting married and starting a family of their own. Of course, the point is that those moments and the memories we make with our children are precious. Once that time, those moments are gone, they are gone forever. At some point, likely sooner than we anticipate, well look back on those times and wish we could relive them all over again. Spend as much time as possible with your children. You will not regret it. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike mentioned that he and his son enjoy playing video games together. However, he adds that, while he is not particularly good at it, the controllers have changed dramatically since he was a kid. When he was a kid, there were only two buttons, and now, as he hysterically added, there are 45 buttons. So, this one time, he and his son were playing, and he was down a couple of points, but he was doing all he could to even the score. But then something happened that changed the entire situation. An unexpected move from his son gave him an unfair advantage. My son takes off his sock, and Im like, Aah! Aah! Whats that smell, man? he said. Hey, man! Now, my eyes are watering. He was unable to finish the rest of the game at 100 percent. The odor was entirely too much for him. Now, Mike says that whenever they play games together, they cannot be in the same room. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Comedian Explains Why Several Biblical Figures Might Have Been Latino

A comedian explained why several popular biblical figures might have been Latino. The funnyman, Dennis Gaxiola, shared his reasoning for coming to this conclusion on the race and ethnicity of a handful of prominent people from the Bible. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear why Dennis believes some people in the Bible might have been Latino. We live in an incredibly divisive and polarizing time. Its gotten to the point where coming together, getting near universal agreement on anything, even the most mundane and meaningless thing, is impossible. People have different opinions and viewpoints, and thats completely fine. But its gotten to the point where people constantly lash out at one another with an overwhelming amount of hatred and hostility, simply for seeing a topic or subject differently. We dont have to and really shouldnt take everything so seriously. As the old saying goes, were not going to get out of this life alive. Every thought or opinion expressed that differs from how we feel and think shouldnt be taken as a personal attack. Now, race is a hot-button, hotly debated issue, and it likely always will be. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dennis found a way to bring some laughter to the topic while also incorporating the Bible. Come on, He named his Son Jess, Dennis said. That ones in the book. He didnt name Him Jeffrey. He didnt name Him Jamil. He named Him Jess. He added that the Bible is full of Latino characters, but its not always clear. Oh, theres a lot of Latinos in the Bible, he said. They dont teach this most Sundays. You got to read between the lines. Moses was very Mexican. Come on, who else gets a bunch of people across the river to the Promised Land? Thats my people. Later in the clip, he explained why he believes David, the shepherd boy and later King of Israel, may also have been Latino. King David, Mexican, he said. Only a five-foot Mexican could look at a nine-foot giant, and go, I can take him. He also said why he has a sneaking suspicion that Abraham might have been a Mexican. However, Noah, Dennis says, was not a Mexican, and his reasoning will have you doubled over in laughter. Galatians 3:28 There is no Jew or Greek, servant or free, male or female: because you are all one in Jesus Christ.

This Math Lesson Will Have You Laughing and Totally Confused

This math lesson will have you laughing and totally confused. This type of math might make sense to people in one particular part of the country, while it leaves everyone else completely and totally lost. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see a new kind of math that you have probably never heard of but will still likely have you doubled over in laughter. For some people, school was a breeze, while others struggled mightily in the classroom, with little to show for all their hard work. No matter what they did, nothing seemed to improve their GPA or strengthen their grasp of the material presented in class. Still, others may have had a subject or two that gave them constant fits and prolonged headaches. Math was the one subject that always caused me problems. Every other subject and material came to me relatively easily, without putting forth much effort. However, math was always decidedly different and was something that I quickly grew to despise. Sure, that negative attitude and outlook on mathematics probably didn't help matters, but math and I never got along very well. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Matt Mitchell introduces everyone to a new kind of math. Instead of algebra, geometry and trigonometry, this form is referred to as Southern math. If, by the end of Matts lesson, you are entirely lost and confused about how it functions, you are likely not alone. Things get off to a confusing start, as terms in Southern math have varying and different definitions. Nothing is set in stone when it comes to Southern math. Things are up for interpretation, which is generally not how math works. In the South, a couple can be any number between two and five, Matt says. He also defines what a few means, kind of. A few is any number six and almost a dozen, he adds. I dont think Southern math will be taught in schools any time soon. Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the Lord is the start of knowledge: but the foolish have no use for wisdom and teaching.

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